
The first thing i noticed on coming to India are the mosquitoes.The number of them here is larger than our population.I itch all day with lumps everywhere.I 'm beginning to resemble Michael Chiklis in Fantastic Four.

They can bite through anything.I have tried everything from odomos (stinks like skunk),Coils (suffocate to death),Mosquito Electric Bat (successful on hitting myself).They are active mostly on a power-cut night buzzing in your ear.You get so tired of it that you let them bite you.I have turned into a mosquito hunter and a sadist.
1.I search for them
2.kill them
3. laugh over it!!!
4.Repeat step 1
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