Heroes who are above 50 or who look like they need to get a life are:
1.Vijaykanth
He is supposed to be the hero of my generation...Nobody looks or dresses like him anymore...He is way out of his mind to torture us with his movie releases....He is extremely huge with the worst kind of dancing.I really wonder why they always bring his eyes in close-up!!The 'captain' is how he's referred to us, who is always on the run to catch terrorists..His weapons
1.killer looks
2.Long boring dialogues
3.Smell of his hair dye
This is our great HERO without any makeup!!!Duh!!!now i know he is wearing a wig too!!
2.Rajnikanth
Now..i really enjoyed his style when i was young...but after so many years....I'm bored!!!It's hard to see him with no wigs,no foundation and lipstick....tats how he makes his public appearances!!Dude!!you are old..
3.Raj kiran
He is the macho man of Tamil cinema with a very hard muscular structure and the heart of a 2 year old...we don't take crap like that anymore...He is portrayed as a villager with lungi above the knee showing his underpants or those striped trousers(assets of Tamil movies!!)).His thighs are exposed more to us than the heroines.Since he is shown to us as a strong hero...they always show him either hogging on large amounts of food
Or hitting people so hard that they go flying miles away from him!!!Nothing can do anything to him.....not even radio active biological weapons....
4.T.Rajendran
Widely known as "TR".He is different from the other heroes....he never touches any of his heroines...not even for the duet songs and uses a lot of sister sentiments!!!Famous for his rhyming dialogues..(plz!!!!)..His crappy love dialogues makes the movie a big flop..I have no words!!!!he is making me speechless...5.Prabhu
HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHOOOO...Where do they design costumes for this guy???
Thank god!!!!The upcoming actors are better...
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