19.Tamil heroes

I'm a Tamilian...so i just want to talk about Tamil movies...I'm a very big fan of Hindi movies (personal opinion!!!)..I'm fed up of the same bullshit story of Tamil cinema...The movie stars..not a fan of all of them...I don't want to watch heroes with makeup and wigs or 50 yr old college students.
Heroes who are above 50 or who look like they need to get a life are:


1.Vijaykanth

He is supposed to be the hero of my generation...Nobody looks or dresses like him anymore...He is way out of his mind to torture us with his movie releases....He is extremely huge with the worst kind of dancing.I really wonder why they always bring his eyes in close-up!!The 'captain' is how he's referred to us, who is always on the run to catch terrorists..His weapons
1.killer looks
2.Long boring dialogues
3.Smell of his hair dye

This is our great HERO without any makeup!!!Duh!!!now i know he is wearing a wig too!!

2.Rajnikanth

Now..i really enjoyed his style when i was young...but after so many years....I'm bored!!!It's hard to see him with no wigs,no foundation and lipstick....tats how he makes his public appearances!!Dude!!you are old..

3.Raj kiran

He is the macho man of Tamil cinema with a very hard muscular structure and the heart of a 2 year old...we don't take crap like that anymore...He is portrayed as a villager with lungi above the knee showing his underpants or those striped trousers(assets of Tamil movies!!)).His thighs are exposed more to us than the heroines.Since he is shown to us as a strong hero...they always show him either hogging on large amounts of food

Or hitting people so hard that they go flying miles away from him!!!Nothing can do anything to him.....not even radio active biological weapons....

4.T.Rajendran
Widely known as "TR".He is different from the other heroes....he never touches any of his heroines...not even for the duet songs and uses a lot of sister sentiments!!!Famous for his rhyming dialogues..(plz!!!!)..His crappy love dialogues makes the movie a big flop..I have no words!!!!he is making me speechless...




5.Prabhu
HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHOOOO...
Where do they design costumes for this guy???

Thank god!!!!The upcoming actors are better...

18.pimples!!!

It's all supposed to be related to hormones...Not fair...I guess pimples have their own mind and pop out when
1.you have your class photo taken.
2.Passport size photo taken.
3.When you are with the hottest guy (according to u).
4.On your wedding.
These pimples have the tendency to appear in places where you would never dream of...Like on the tip of your nose.It is so awkward when someone is staring at your pimple while talking to you..I once banged my head on the door (while i had pimples!!)..It was like as if someone shot me in the head...I HATE them!!!

17.Waiting anywhere!!

In life,you are always waiting for something...Waiting rooms in hospitals give me the creeps.I just hate going to a hospital....I get so anxious,nervous,agitated...I remember going to a bank with token systems...I had 400 people waiting before me..Waiting in long queues to pay the college fees,in airports,in supermarkets.We have to wait everywhere...In India,nothing comes on time,You have to wait for hours in a railway station,bus stand,airports etc.Even to get your mark sheets (though...I'm not eager to get them!!!).There are about 85 students in my class...and i have to wait for my marks...like for an hr or something...When i went for my first interview,I had to wait for 2 hrs...What really is messed up here are traffic jams...Even when you call someone...you get CALL WAITING..we are wasting a huge amount of time by waiting...I think we should put it to proper use like:
1.Plan to kill the one who is making you wait
2Call someone and exaggerate about how you are waiting for someone in your busy schedule.(tat would be a lie for sure!!!)
3.Play with your mobile and check out the games that you have never played.
4.Read all the messages you have got.
5.If their are kids near you..make weird faces till they cry...
6.Secretly rate everyone around you..
7.Stare at people.

16.Nerds after an exam...

You sit in an examination hall for 3 hrs putting all the effort into acting like you know the answers.You keep on staring at the answer sheet thinking about how you can fill it up with real good "could-be" answers.Finally...when it's all over and everybody is giving up their paper..and you are thinking about how to enjoy your holidays...Tats when these "after xam" Nerds break into your dreams brutally hurting you with''"Hey!! do you know the answer to the 12th question..It was out of syllabus....but i learned it...you knw...just to be safe...."or...They would cry to you about the two mark question they missed or...how they forgot to UNDERLINE a topic..while we have a big question about passing the exam.Rolling our eyes...rude replies...nothing keeps them away...They would also make us feel crappy with comments like "oh!!!I'm so happy....the paper turned out to be much more easier than any other paper in 10 years...."They bring in calculators to calculate their marks and percentages...while i just want to do simple multiplication....Or some geeks even lie that they didn't do the paper well....(you know the myth...Those who say they didn't do well get to score 100!!!).To all those ppl..."Get a life!!!"

15.Monday Blues.

MoAndays...After a busy weekend,you are tired,lazy.You are just begging god for rain,a broken bridge or some thing to happen so you can just sleep on your warm cozy bed watching Tv without your boss bugging you and your colleagues nagging you.You have the day to yourself...TIRED of doing nothing..wow..it sounds like heaven..It's hard for the mind as well as your body to stop relaxing...Coz your robotic life is reality. and you dont want to get real.You get this wierd crappy feeling on Sunday evenings itself.The staffs in my college are heartless.They give you a lot of assignments over the weekend and want it submitted on a Monday...The summer vacation are also spoiled by loads of shitty assignments...I hate this crappy mechanical life...which i know,will never end!!

14.Dirty Sink

Sometimes, the maid is on leave and you get to do the dishes....Holy Shit!!!The sink is always filled with filthy things.I wonder how she would do this for a living!!They look like toxic waste and the smell...hmmmm...Don't want to talk about it!!!It looks more of a dump then a sink...esp if you haven't cleaned it for more than 2 days (awww.. false hope that my maid will be back!!!).I keep on reassuring myself that these dishes contain yesterday's meal...However, the acrid smell keeps on discouraging me.As soon as my family members know it's my turn (to do the dishes),they search the whole house for coffee cups,coke glasses,jars...anything that needs washing...They keep on piling it till your hands wrinkle and smell of dish-washing liquid!!!

13.Mehendhi

Mehendhi or henna...I know all girls love it and blah...blah...But after2-3 days,when the design starts to fade...That's when the problem arises.Our hands look so dirty as if it has been infected with deadly micro-organisms.I also hate the fact, that beauty parlours charge a lot for this....I would rather have clean hands free of charge...